Friday, November 26, 2010
Wassup Fellow Bloggers...
well,the truth is i kinda forget my own username and password to login to blogspt..silly me..
and after lots of try and error trial finally managed to login again..hell yeah!
and this time i will write down both of my username and password.there's a lot of work be done in order to reupdate this blog.Hope u guys would you stay tune visiting my blog with alots of exciting guides,tricks,and even reviews that i would be done in these few days..
~mOk~
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Greetings fellow bloggers...
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
My NEW Sony Ericsson SATIO....
1. Nokia 3310
2. Nokia 3120
3. Nokia N-Gage Classic
4. Nokia N70
5. Nokia N82
6. Sony Ericsson Satio
Just bought it last week and still new to its SymbianV5 Ui.And so far so good,as the it is alot faster than my previous Nokia N82 as Satio is equipped with 600mhz processor compared to N82 which only equipped with 324mhz processore.More detailed reviews coming soon from me.But really enjoying every bits of life with this new baby!!
Friday, February 26, 2010
Made In Malaysia....
Anyway,for those who often streaming online radios such as Flyfm,Hotfm,Sinarfm and others must have noticed the plugin required to be installed to be able to start streaming which is called Octoshape.Octoshape is a plug in which is Malaysian made?!? Wah..Looks like nowadays Malaysia is enhancing its technology better and better.Even though the streaming wasnt quite smooth for me but still the quality is much better tham before.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
How to enhance your YouTube Streaming speed!!??
However,youtube throttling only works on .flv extension videos with a the standard flash videos.But,by ading
&fmt=18at the end of each video link will automatically changed the videos extension from .flc to .mp4 so this will remove the throttling...
Hope fun buffering guys!
How to increase your blog traffic?!!?
Here's one of the most easiest ways to gain traffics and even followers to your blog is by putting a chatbox.Then,surf other blogs and write 'blog walking' or 'follow me' so that other bloggers can visit your blogs and maybe become your followers.So in easiest words to say,cooperative is the key for traffic besides having such a great contents.Advertising your blog to forum or social networking sites such as FaceBook,or even myspace can also increase your blogs traffic but not quite efficient as the previous method....So,bloggers,keep blogging and blog smart!!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Beware off all Windows Seven Piracy Users..
Microsoft is planning to release and distribute a new update for Windows 7’s built-in activation and validation system (Windows Activation Technologies) as an intensifying of anti-piracy and anti-counterfeit effort. The new update will be delivered via Windows Update, with title of “Update for Microsoft Windows (KB971033)” by late February. The KB971033 can be individually downloaded from Microsoft Download Center starting from February 17, but will be available online on www.microsoft.com/genuine beginning February 16, 2010.
According to Genuine Windows blog, the Windows Activation Technologies Update for Windows 7, this update will detect more than 70 known and potentially dangerous activation cracks or exploits. Activation exploits are sometimes called “hacks”, and attempt to bypass or compromise Windows’ activation technologies.
The blog post further explains how the KB971033 update will work:
Once installed, the Update protects customers by identifying known activation exploits that may affect their PC experience. If any activation exploits are found, Windows will alert the customer and offer options for resolving the issue – in many cases, with just a few clicks. Machines running genuine Windows 7 software with no activation exploits will see nothing – the update runs quietly in the background protecting your system. If Windows 7 is non-genuine, the notifications built into Windows 7 will inform the customer that Windows is not genuine by displaying informational dialog boxes with options for the customer to either get more information, or acquire genuine Windows. The desktop wallpaper will be switched to a plain desktop (all of the customer’s desktop icons, gadgets, or pinned applications stay in place). Periodic reminders and a persistent desktop watermark act as further alerts to the customer.
Other that activation cracks and exploits, the main controversy of the KB971033 is that the update will “call home” to Microsoft every 90 days initially. The callback to the Microsoft’s activation server serves as an additional layer of periodic validation, which allows that WAT system to download latest and updated signatures that are used to identify new activation exploits in order to verify and determine whether the Windows 7 installed on a PC is genuine or pirated, and take various actions to change the user experience and behavior of the PC if the WAT decides that the system is not genuine or properly authenticated, even though the system is still activated at the point of the time.
In short, KB971033 update for Windows 7 activation and validation system may not be the exploit detector itself, but just a introduction of mechanism with ability to establish authentication verification connections to central servers to download piracy signatures database from Microsoft as and when needed in order to combat new activation cracks or methods. By doing so, Microsoft can dynamically update WAT system, instead release complete update for WAT again in future.
Luckily for pirated Windows 7 users, KB971033 Windows Activation Technologies update is optional and voluntary. It’s marked as Important update in Windows Update, and user can choose not to install the update. Initially, it will be rolled out to Windows 7 Home Premium, Professional, Ultimate and Enterprise editions. It should be available to all Windows 7 and Windows Vista systems in the end. After installed, user can still uninstall the KB971033 easily, however, once the system is flagged as fraudulent, not genuine, pirated or illegal, it will stay so despite the update is removed or uninstalled.
In fact, KB971033 Update for Windows Activation Technologies have been leaked to Internet for everybody’s download since early February, and long discussion thread on My Digital Life forums has been debating on how far the update will go to invalidate and deactivate various cracks and hacks for Windows 7 such as loaders (softmod) and BIOS-mod (hardmod). As the update depends on online update for new signature, which does not seem to active or go live yet, so the actual effect of the update is not yet known.
Most do however agree, based on Microsoft’s track records on WGA update on Vista platform, that the WATU (WAT Update package) will mostly deal with activation cracks which modify the activation or licensing files, such as Chew-WGA and RemoveWAT Win7 activation crack, and numerous other “derivative” cracks and exploits that may include virus or Trojan horse (hence the explanation for 70 odd exploits available in the wild). The update will attempt to repair core licensing system files that have been tampered with, disabled, removed or changed illegally, which effectively disable the activation hack.
For user who wants to install KB971033 update to verify the legitimacy of the Windows 7 system, it can be downloaded via the download links below:
32-bit (x86): Windows6.1-KB971033-x86.msu
64-bit (x64): Windows6.1-KB971033-x64.msu
However there are some users saying that by removing wat technologies by using this patch...
RemoveWAT 2.2.4 *BUGFIXED* by Hazar (2010-02-19)
From Hazar:
If the WAT update is installed After RemoveWAT...
* No nags or notifications appear
* Does NOT pass microsoft.com/genuine
* DOES pass all validation checks for downloads
* DOES allow the installation of MSE
* DOES allow optional updates
* WAT phones home but does nothing
(So nothing except that stupid site)
If RemoveWAT is installed after WAT....
* It will disable the WAT update and function normally
* RemoveWAT will disable the update from phoning home
Download here..
http://rapidshare.com/files/353811566/RemoveWAT_2.2.4_BUGFIXED_by_Hazar.rar
Or...You can just easily hide this KB971033 (aka WAT) dated 28th of January 2010 update so that your previous loader or crack is still working...just like mine..
;)
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Bypass ISP throtlling on Rapidshare...
Here's a little tool I coded in VB that you guys might find useful... but it only works for Premium users with direct download enabled. You'll need NET Framework 2.0 or newer to run it, and there's little error checking in the program so be careful when you enter the URL's.
The program also doubles as a link checker, though that's not the main purpose of the program. Let me know if there any problems and I'll try to fix it ASAP.
The file is clean, but for the paranoid ones you can upload the file to VirusTotal and see for yourself.
Screenshot:
Download:
Mirror 1
Mirror 2
What is affliates and referral programs?
Sample picture....
Long time no see bloggers...
wish me luck guys...
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
How to earn easy money online??!!?
What is PTC anyway? PTC is a type of programme where the subscribers can get paid by clicking ads or even reading emails.Some of the famous PTC sites are ; Neobux,Clickbux,Admins,Adz On Fire.....
But how am i supposed to gain more money through this programme as each ads clicked only cost around $0.001 or sometimes even less!!? Dont worry.In the post i will explain about affiliates and referral programs..
=)
Friday, February 5, 2010
p2p alternative....
Most files on the internet especially the illegal ones are hosted on another virtual filehosting server such as Rapidshare,Megaupload,And Hotfile.However,in order to enjoy premium download speed we must have a premium account which is had to be bought of course for a really cheap price.Buying a premium download service that offer maximum download speed is something that we must say valuable isnt it.
So,lets start by first buying your premium account either for rapidshare,megaupload,or hotfile.Then you'll need to have to source website such as; http://warez-bb.org , register as free member to allow access to their downloading section.Then you'll going to need Internet Download Manager manage your downloads efficiently which can also be found at warez site.
;)
Torrent...Another p2p alternative...
What is a torrent?
Torrent is a small file (around few kilobytes) with the suffix .torrent, which contains all the information needed to download a file the torrent was made for. That means it contains file names, their sizes, where to download from and so on. You can get torrents for almost anything on lots of web sites and torrent search engines.Torrent is the most popular way of downloading large files, including movies and games (remember legality of downloading)
Downloading with a torrent is advantageous especially when downloading files, which are momentarily very popular and whitch lots of people are downloading. Because the more people download the file, the higher speed for everyone (see torrent principle).
- torrent is a file
- with torrents you can download almost everything on the net
- every file (or set of files) need to have an unique torrent file to download it
- to download anything through a torrent you need a torrent client
You probably already tried another ways of p2p sharing - torrent is just another method. The original BitTorrent client was written in Python and it has been made open-source. Thanks to that, we have a large variety of torrent clients today. Just choose which one you like.
This is the original Bit Torrent logo
How to download files with a torrent?
Downloading with a torrent is actually very simple. You just need a rightly set torrent client (setting your connection speed is usually all you need to set). Then you open the torrent file inside your client, set a place where you want to download desired files and then just wait till it's downloaded. Downloading with a torrent is no more complicated than using any other p2p application, but even simpler.
Newest client versions:
uTorrent - 1.7.7(220 KB)
Azureus - 3.0.5.0(7,5 MB)
What is p2p file sharing?
p2p stands for peer-2-peer,which means that every file n every users pc can be accessed and downloaded by other users easily by using p2p software.
The most popular p2p sharing softwares are ; limewire;frostwire,bearshare,kazaa,ares,azueres..
All these softwares are open source programs that are available for downloads at their vendors website.By using p2p softwares,we can download all copyright protected materials easily and this does affect the publishers as the world of piracy is enhancing year after year.
Buying an original cd album would cost you but downloading is free and alot faster.The technologies are such a convenient for the users but not for the publishers.In the next post,i'll explain about torrent and how does it differ from p2p?!
;)
A New Year With New Antivirus...
So my subscription for my KAV (most likely the hack method isnt working anymore?!) has ended so its either for me to buy a new one or renew my current subscription.Ive been using Kaspersky AntiVirus since version 5 and now its version 8 already.However the product quality does seems to lowered as this new version does take quiet a load on the memory usage.
So I decided to try COMODO antivirus as it is free.Been using it for 2 weeks already but somehow this antivirus doesnt suit me well even though the memory usage is damn low compared to Kaspersky however the first time update is such a pain in the ass.The first update is around 120mb++!!! Had to wait for almost 30mins to finish up the update.And not to mention ALOT of false positives as half of my softwares are being quarantined because of false positives even though i did like it though..
Then,I tried my self with the new Norton Antivirus.I always hated Norton a few years back then as the antivrus itself is a BLOATWARE.However after reading some positives revies by the users so I thought to give it a try.And the installation and very easy and i didnt even required to restart my pc and the NAV just smoothly and amazingly the memory usage is just around 5-7mb which is extremely low compared to KAV.So,thanks to Symantec team for their hard work making NAV such a better product..
;)
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Fresh Graduate Doctor...
Doctors and only earn alot when they further their studies to became a specialist.Then salary will be around rm20k at government.And private does offer alot more that that...
;)
7 Highly paid jobs in Malaysia..
1. Sales
To some people, this will be obvious, but some others are still oblivious to this fact. Yes, without doubt, sales is one of the highest paid professions not only in this country, but in the world. What kind of products to sell? It could be anything – services, products, insurance, unit trust or other investment tools.
If you like the job, and consequently perform well, then you will be on top of the world. Normally, salesman will be compensated in the form of basic salary and commission schemes. The basic salary may be small, but the commission is proportional to the sale you make. The more products you sell, the more commission you earn.
The more customers you get, the more sales you bring in. Hence you get more income. In other words, as long as you can sell, the sky is the limit. A successful insurance salesman with a client base of about 100 people will earn a handsome income reaching five digits in a month, and will continue receiving the commission for a number of years.
One of the things I realized about this profession is that the longer you stay in the business, the more rewards you get and the easier your job becomes. The most difficult part is always at the beginning.
I have a close friend who is a Sales Accounts Manager for an IT company handling a portfolio of major corporations including IBM, Maxis, Hewlett Packard, DiGi and others. He is now in his early 30s and is having a prosperous career with his monthly commissions (excluding his basic salary) exceeding RM10, 000.
One day, I asked him, “What is your secret?”
He answered,
“There really is no secret. I started this job with this company 8 years ago as a struggling salesperson. My company was selling all sorts of products and solutions but our products were failures one after another. Nevertheless I kept on trying and I bulldozed through things and we corrected our mistakes along the way. I did not make a single commission until my FOURTH year in the job.
Today, I spend very little time looking for clients, as they will come looking for me. The commission I am receiving today is enough to enable me to reach my goal to retire in 5 years time and open up my own business with the funds I have.”
2. Certified IT Network Engineer.
For those who are in the IT field, this is where you can capitalize. Certification is considered necessary for you to be recognized by the prospective employer on your competency level in your field.
The most common are perhaps the MCSE (Microsoft Certified System Engineer), MCP (Microsoft Certified Professional) and CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate). But because there have been too many people enrolled in these certifications, the market for professionals with MCSE, MCP and CCNA certifications are easily available, hence your pay will not differ much.
You will provide yourself with a good foundation to grow with those certifications, but they won’t immediately skyrocket your income. But if you upgrade yourself to a more niche area, and enroll yourself for CCNP (Cisco Certified Network Professional) and CCIE (Cisco Certified Inter-network Expert), then you’re ready for a fast track income.
Not many people in Malaysia are willing to go the extra mile to get these certifications, due to the very specialized and relatively complex nature of the course.
In mid 2004, while working with one recruitment firm, we were assigned to place an IT expert in one of the IT companies listed in the Bursa Malaysia. This IT expert must have a CCIE certification. We managed to talk to six to seven possible candidates.
At the final round of the listing, there were only two suitable candidates left, and in order for the company to get the final short listed person to join them onboard, they had to pay him RM12,000 salary per month, tripled of what the guy was earning that time. And he was only 27 years old. Now can you tell me how long you need to work before you can get such an income?
3. Foreign language speaking executives and professionals.
Malaysia is now well known among the multinational and foreign corporations as an excellent place for setting up Shared Service and outsourcing centers.
“AT Kearney ranked Malaysia as the world’s third most attractive location for Shared Services and Outsourcing (SSO) – behind India and China.”
Shared services or outsourcing center is a place where major processes, including customer service support, payroll, account processing, IT infrastructure related and others are integrated and managed in one place.
For example, companies like SCICOM, VADS, IBM, EDS, VSource, Hewlett Packard and Atos Origin are well known to providing IT and customer service support to their clients. On the other hand, some other major companies like Shell, DELL, DHL and BASF have their own shared services and processing centers.
As a shared or outsourcing centre, the support provided not only cover the operation in Malaysia, but also abroad, including China, Hong Kong, Australia, Japan, Thailand, US, Europe and others. If you can speak Mandarin or Cantonese you may have only a little advantage as there are plenty of people in Malaysia who can do so, but what if you have proficiency in Japanese, Thai or German?
If you can speak the said languages, and you have a background in Accounting, Business or IT, then you have a niche area to zoom into. You could probably be hired to support an Account Payable division supporting the Japanese worldwide users, or maybe handling requests and customer service relating to PC and hardware problems for users in the Thai language.
And because of the scarcity of people who can speak Japanese, Thai or German, companies are willing to pay high salaries for these people to join them.
4. Oil and Gas – exploration and offshore operation.
Exploration and offshore operation jobs have its own risk, and not surprisingly those who are in this area are highly paid. Normally the job is carried out by the contractors for major oil operators e.g. ExxonMobil, Shell, Petronas or others. For example, Schlumberger is one of the established vendors who carry out exploration for Shell, Petronas and other oil operators.
Be advised that you need to be flexible enough in terms of the working location because as the projects vary from place to place, you could end up doing exploration in any part of the world.
This could be in Africa, Emirates, Asia or any others. If you are interested in working in this area (of course, you need to have a basic background in Oil and Gas), you can go to Oilcareer website at www.oilcareer.com to see the availability of high paying jobs.
5. SAP
Another niche area is in IT. SAP is a growingly popular and robust application that provides users with the ability to interact with a common corporate database for a comprehensive range of applications. It manages and supports wide range of functions including financial, asset, cost accounting, production and materials, warehousing, human resource, plants and database archiving.
Major corporations in Malaysia are using SAP as part of their system, including IBM, Microsoft, Accenture, Infosys, Shell, British American Tobacco, Hewlett Packard and others. As a SAP personnel, depending on your area of competency, you could be manning the support function for SAP applications, or be in the hands-on programming.
For instance, competent SAP personnel with 4-5 years of experience can easily be earning RM5,000 to RM6,000 monthly.
6. Telecommunications.
Nowadays the demand for telecommunication expertise is increasing. This is mainly due to the hostile competition between the telco players. New technologies and solutions are provided as the years go by. The development of 3Gs and Wimax, for example, has created a niche and high demand of expertise.
Major telco players in Malaysia like Maxis, Celcom, MiTV and DiGi outsource the setting up of radio frequency and telecommunication infrastructure for their vendors. But this is not limited to telco companies in Malaysia only. Other international players are also growing and leveraging the implementation to their vendors and contractors.
These vendors will charge the companies a good deal of money for the contract or projects they carry out. This, in turn enables them to pay the workers huge sums of money, normally in US dollars. You will get an even higher compensation if you work for short term contracts and projects, e.g. 3-6 months.
The jobs may be a bit volatile with EPF contribution and other normally given perks in a full time job unlikely to be covered, but the contracts are renewable, depending on the availability of other projects.
For example, I know at least 5 people who work with a telco vendor completing projects for Nokia all around the world that are getting a DAILY salary of US250. They are working for 3G roll out projects covering the planning, testing, implementation and optimization of radio networks. Now, imagine, if you get paid daily for a 3 months project in Germany. Subtracting weekends, that’s 22 working days per month.
So 22 days x USD250 x 3 = a whopping US16,500, equivalent to (roughly) RM59,400. Isn’t that a lot?
7. Analyst programmer with a software house.
A software house provides and manages IT infrastructure to major institutions e.g. banks and financial services, oil and gas companies and many other major corporations. Now, if you’re attached to any of those software houses which provides services to their clients regionally or worldwide, chances are you will be engaged in overseas projects.
A normal analyst programmer may be getting a basic salary of merely RM3000 to RM3500 per month, but you will get additional allowance (a lot!) if you are posted overseas. Normally, if your projects are abroad, you will be paid a daily allowance on top of your basic salary. Top software houses will pay a staggering amount of US100-200 daily for your overseas assignment.
Now imagine, if the project lasts for two months, how much is your coup there?
Again here, this area needs expertise in specific IT areas and systems e.g. implementation of credit card related applications using languages like COBOL, UNIX, AS400 and others.
COD Modern Warfare 2!!
;)
Why Blackberry is so damn expensive??
So back to the question again? Why does blackberry is so expensive compared to other mobile phones even though its specifications are not so up-to-date.The main reason is because of the BIS (Blackberry Internet Service) which is a 24/7 service that offered update on every email,sms,or even your social networks updates you can get it on the go without a fuss as you are connecting to the BIS 24/7.Thats also why Blackberry only provided to the local operators as it required unlimited data plan to allow BIS to work.
So,next time time when you want to buy a Blackberry,think again is it worth it?
;)
Suppport me...
tq.
;)
Still unemployed till now?!!?
oh well...this is...
jobless man reporting in...
;)
p/s = anyone wants to be a reload just contact me ok?!!
;p
Cheap Rapdshare Premium Account..ENDED...
congratz to all buyers and thanks for doing business with me..
;)
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Cheap Rapdshare Premium Account..
;)
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Ahhh... Still cant made up my mind..
I wanted to be a doctor but still dunno which course should i take...
Here's the list..
UiTM = Diploma sains,asasi sains ( whats the difference? )
UIA = asasi perubatan.asasi sains hayat,asasi sains kesihatan bersekutu (still dunno whats the difference between them and is ARABIC is compulsory ?)
UM = sains hayat...
is there any iptas that i missed out from the list? really need some help here about my future!!
help to me pick....
thanx..
;)
Friday, January 29, 2010
Motivations of life...
A GRATEFUL heart is the cure for loneliness.
Do not judge the FUTURE by the past.
Never stop reaching for the GOAL in front.
Hold on to your BELIEF, then you will overcome difficulties.
Kind DEEDS can bring good returns.
DREAM is our motivation in life.
WISDOM is to understand that the world is ever-changing.
SINCERITY is a natural spring of water.
Danger brings us TRUE friends.
SMILE is the first step of a new life.
So, go on with your life with a new spirit. Everyday is a new day.
hehe!! looks like i can be a good motivator after all....
Free MP3 Downloads....
no malware!! trust me,this site can search and downloads all mp3s not just english but malay also got!!
visit here and enjoy free mp3 downloads!!!
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Lets go to the mosque....
So,try to stop all your nonsense works and try to remember ALLAH and deaths for the moments....
tazkirah!!!
;pp
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
More blogs?!
;p
especially to lopek who always updated his blogs and post them at myspace bulletin!! capub lopek!
;pp
Currently doing nothing....huh!!
finally got my L yesterday and really cant wait to get my hands on those wheels even though it only kancil! haha!! i still can drift with it as i was born to be a driver!! haha!!
1 months and a half left for spm results is going to be released...im really cant wait for it!! haha!
thats it for now...so tired laa blogging....
;)
Computers vs Cars?!? Technologies...
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: “If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash every day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation” warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off.”
lol....
;pp
haha!!
How to learn how to speak Germans fast??
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
lol!!
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Humor #9
Humor #8
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
(At this point I had to put the caller on hold to tell the rest of the tech support staff what had happened. I couldn't, however, stop from giggling when I got back to the call.)
Tech Support: "Ok, did you type 'click' with the keyboard?"
Customer: "I have done something dumb, right?"
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One woman called a toll-free line to ask how to install the batteries in her laptop. When told that the directions were on the first page of the manual the woman replied angrily, "I just paid $2,000 for this stupid thing, and I'm not going to read the book."
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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer "No..."
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Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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At our company we have asset numbers on the front of everything. They give the location, name, and everything else just by scanning the computer's asset barcode or using the number beneath the bars.
Customer: "Hello. I can't get on the network."
Tech Support: "Ok. Just read me your asset number so we can open an outage."
Customer: "What is that?"
Tech Support: "That little barcode on the front of your computer."
Customer: "Ok. Big bar, little bar, big bar, big bar . . ."
Best geek's jokes ever...
haha!!
Humor #7
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store.......... so what did she do?
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HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!!
18sx jokes..
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New Astro B.Yond?
Finally Malaysia has its own digital content provider for its digital tv.Did u know that our regutar CRT tvs are viewing analog content.The new LCD tvs are providing both digital and analog content so in order to obtain digital content which is HDMI (High Definiton Multimedia Input) we must equipped our new LCD tvs which is quite cheap in the market right now with ASRTO b.Yond.
I still dont know the real effects are but I guess it must be better than analog's content even though currently ASTRO only provided several channels than can be viewed in HDMI by subscribing to astro byond services.Astro SuperSport HD, ESPN HD, HBO HD, National Geographic Channel HD and HISTORY HD are the only channels available with astro byond.
More info here..
http://www.astro.com.my/byond/index.asp
Are u single?
1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women’s deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
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More about HSBB...
Digital Home at Menara TM enabled by HSBB (High-Speed Broadband) using Fibre Optics
If you pay your telephone or Streamyx bill at TM Point in Menara TM (Telekom Malaysia), maybe you can see there is a special show room at the entrance there. That showroom is called the TM Digital Home where it shows a real demo on how everything will looks like in a house where all the appliances and systems such as CCTV, lighting, TV, computers, telephones, wireless devices etc are controlled and integrated via a digital system. Sound cool huh?
For your info, this TM Digital Home is enabled by the HSBB (High-Speed Broadband) technology. So, what is HSBB actually? To be specific, it is a broadband service that has the speed from 10Mbps to 100Mbps. A lot, lot faster than my Streamyx which is currently run at 512Kbps. This means, a very much faster download of Blu-ray, HD and DVD quality movies, a blink download of MP3 songs, experience the high-definition IPTV and play online games without lagging thus avoid getting shot in the head first. HSBB will be much better because it is using fibre technology and not copper. As most of us know, fibre optics can transmit data with much better quality and at higher speeds. Since the cable thief prefers copper cable (”tembaga mahal woooo…“), I’m not sure whether they will also be interested in the fibre optics cable. For more information, you can visit its official website here. Inside the website, you can also see the Digital Home Network Architecture and also the Digital Home Layout Plan. If you plan to visit it, don’t forget to register at the website.
HSBB is coming soon to MALAYSIA NATIONWIDE!!!
There’s so much buzz around HSBB (High-Speed Broadband) in Malaysia lately that I can’t help but write a blog post here.
Word has it that HSBB residential customers would be offered download speeds between 10Mbps and 100Mbps. These speeds are unheard of for residential “broadband” users in Malaysia and should get a lot of people excited — me included.
For years, Malaysian broadband users have been lamenting over the poor speeds. Being one of the early Streamyx adopters, I had my fair share of complaints.
The fact is the law of physics also plays a role here. The copper lines can only do so much. As they say, wired-broadband in Malaysia will never progress much until something is done to the last mile.
And indeed, certain prime areas will finally see something done to that tune. These areas will have fiber connection to their premises or homes.
Triple-Play to the Forefront
Data services is only part of the HSBB equation.
TM, the sole HSBB provider is aiming to offer triple-play services (voice telephony, data, IPTV), made possible by the FTTx (Fiber-to-the-X) technology. Triple-play is something new to the general Malaysian consumers.
Quite possibly in the future, we could have a new Astro alternative when TM’s IPTV offering comes into reality. With IPTV, residential users can look forward to Full HD programming.
For a peek of what the home of the future (enabled by HSBB) is, check out TM’s Digital Home.
International Bandwidth Capacity
All the speed advantages promised by HSBB will come to zilch if our international Internet lines are still choked up.
Let’s face it, a bulk of the traffic is international traffic. As the international bandwidth capacity is being gradually increased, we could see stricter fair-usage mechanisms to be put in place.
HSBB Roll-Out
HSBB is due to be launched at the end of Q1 2010. Residents from Bangsar, Taman Tun Dr Ismail, Subang Jaya and Shah Alam will be amongst the first to experience HSBB.
In the past weeks, the TM guys were seen stringing fiber cables along the existing telephone poles in Bangsar.
The picture below is the pole just behind my house. Notice the aerial fiber distribution box that is marked with a TM logo and FTTH (Fiber-to-the-Home). Click to see larger picture.
With the residential infrastructure already in place in the key areas, HSBB looks set to see the light of day!
Now, the big question: How much would subscribing to HSBB cost?
And how reliable this service is going to be...even streamyx tmnet cannot handle well..i wonder how well HSBB is going to be........
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Humor #6
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only 500. Is it okay if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "Oh, thanks so very much. I also stopped by the Mercedes garage
this morning and saw the new models. There was one I really, really
liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "80.000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the optional extras."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking 1,500,000."
MAN: "Well then, go ahead and make them an offer, no more than
1,250,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
absolute astonishment. Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone know whose mobile
this is?"
this one is damn hilarious!!
haha!!
The Geniusss of ALL!!!
The Highest IQs On Record
People Still Alive
- Physicist / Engineer Kim Ung-yong has a verified IQ of 210
- Bouncer Christopher Michael Langan has a verified IQ of 195
- Engineer Philip Emeagwali is alleged to have an IQ of 190
- World Chess Champion Garry Kasparov is alleged to have an IQ of 190
- Author Marilyn Vos Savant has a verified IQ of 186
- Actor James Woods is alleged to have an IQ of 180
- Politician John H. Sununu is alleged to have an IQ of 180
- Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is alleged to have an IQ of 180
- Mathematician Andrew Wiles is alleged to have an IQ of 170
- World Chess Champion Judith Polgar is alleged to have an IQ of 170
- Chess Grandmaster Robert Byrne is alleged to have an IQ of 170
- World Chess Champion Bobby Fischer is alleged to have an IQ of 167
- Mathematician / Physicist Stephen W. Hawking is alleged to have an IQ of over 160
- Microsoft Founder Paul Allen is alleged to have an IQ of over 160
- Actress Sharon Stone is alleged to have an IQ of 154
From the Past
In 1926, psychologist Dr. Catherine Morris Cox – who had been assisted by Dr. Lewis M. Terman, Dr. Florence L. Goodenaugh, and Dr. Kate Gordon – published a study “of the most eminent men and women” who had lived between 1450 and 1850 to estimate what their IQs might have been. Data from that study as well as other sources around the net were compiled to form the following list. Please drop me a comment if you have additions or corrections (make sure and cite sources).
Human IQ??
If your desire is to be a theoretical physicist and every standardized IQ measure assigns to you an IQ of 90 to 100, it is likely that your desire will be thwarted, or will be too demanding for you to sustain for long. If you want to be a flight attendant (and this is clearly not a negative statement about this line of work) and your IQ is 145 or 150, it is likely that your desired work will not satisfy you mentally for a long time.
There would be some justification in saying that if a person's IQ is 145 or higher (145 is NOT a standard cut-off for "genius") but has not made any kind of contribution to a field, I would not refer to that person as a genius. On the other hand, the famous physicist Richard Feynman had an IQ [I do not have a source to verify] of 134 or 136. The IQ measure doesn't put anyone under any kind of requirement, and there is no judgement here. It's just that, as mentioned above, genius is what people actually do, not what some measurement might suggest.So...get your iq test score...and see whether u are genius,smart,dumb or dumbass!!
haha!!
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Humor #4
Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.
Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the Bar drinking a glass of wine.
"Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night............ Yesterday evening I
was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?" I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit.
He took my hand and lead me to our bedroo m. The room was scented with
Perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over............On
the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want.."
Humor #3
She buys a dozen of the same colour.
Goes home and gives hubby.
Hubby protests, " Why buy me same colour?
People will think I do not change underwear!!
Wife asks, "Which people?"
haha!!
the husband is caught cheating...who else would saw his underwear??
Humor #2
by accident one was shot by the other. His worried companion got
him out of the deep woods, into the car, and off to the nearest
hospital.
"Well, Doc," he inquired anxiously, "is he going to make it?"
"It's tough," said the doctor. "He'd have a better chance if you
hadn't gutted him first."
Humor #1
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants and Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.
haha!!
Definiton of NONSENSE
haha!!
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Cruel world isn't it??
to be able to survive nowadays we must be strong fisiologically and physcologically.....we must had read the new everyday and we can see that everyday alot of undesired things always happening around us....so we must be grateful for all we had...even though sometimes we think that we want more...but some people out there are dying and fighting their lives everyday just in order to survive? and we just sit at home, watch tv and always have the desire of ungratefulness in our lives...i mean cmon...just once...be thankful.....
this post is wasnt quite nonsense after all..
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About me..
so lazy laa to post rite now..
ohh well..
lets see..
where to begin...where to begin...
ok....rite now im already 18...just finished skooling last year at HELL = ASiS = Alam Shah Science School......2 years of hostel life is enough for me...i wonder how those guys who spend their 5 precious years at hostel can even survive? or they even humans? haha!! well then they must be zombie or something and that includes my bro...haha! no offense but he is kinda weird even though he is a genius!! ;pp
so back to me again...during 2008...i was form 4....so called juniors...even though the seniors are just a few months older than us?! we still had to respect them.....and believe me some of them are quite scary u know....during my junior years....had lots of bad memories...and i really eager to be seniors...but once i became a senior in 2009...i wished to be a juniors again!! being senior = form 5 = SPM!! and i really dont think i was quite ready yet to face it!! hehe!! a cruel world isnt it.....nothing is perfect in the world...to be able to survive..we learn to learn to survive!! get it?
haha!!
another non-sense post by me...
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Welcome guys..
Enjoy reading all my non-sense stuffs as everyday alot of nonsense things is happening around us without us being noticed bout it....Some timer we also dont know why we do silly thing or unmatured things in our daily lives...It is because we wanted to make jokes so that our friends can laugh? but are they laughing bout us or ourselves? No one knows right? So be to be safe in the future..start GROWING UP already try to be matured and being matured is not always about smoking...Some idiots thought that by smoking we can look cool and matured indeed we just killing ourselves...smokers are not cool...they are cool once they're dead...
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