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Friday, January 29, 2010

Motivations of life...

The most difficult person to FACE in life is yourself.

A GRATEFUL heart is the cure for loneliness.

Do not judge the FUTURE by the past.

Never stop reaching for the GOAL in front.

Hold on to your BELIEF, then you will overcome difficulties.

TRIVIALITIES* can accumulate to an important episode.

Kind DEEDS can bring good returns.

DREAM is our motivation in life.

WISDOM is to understand that the world is ever-changing.

SINCERITY is a natural spring of water.

Danger brings us TRUE friends.

SMILE is the first step of a new life.

emotions smiley-wink smiley-smile smiley-laughing smiley-cool

So, go on with your life with a new spirit. Everyday is a new day.

hehe!! looks like i can be a good motivator after all....

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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Lets go to the mosque....

As you know tonight is friday's night..(org melayu cakap malam jumaat),so lets go the mosque laa and try to read yassin.Did u know that by reading yassin u can gain almost the same amounts of deeds as you reading the whole Quran?!
So,try to stop all your nonsense works and try to remember ALLAH and deaths for the moments....

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

More blogs?!

day after day more and more asisian finally have their own blog,congratz to them!!
especially to lopek who always updated his blogs and post them at myspace bulletin!! capub lopek!

Currently doing nothing....huh!!

after more than a month finishing my spm which is so damn!! now im doing nothing.First I thought to go working making some extra money but so lazy laa..hehe!!
finally got my L yesterday and really cant wait to get my hands on those wheels even though it only kancil! haha!! i still can drift with it as i was born to be a driver!! haha!!

1 months and a half left for spm results is going to be really cant wait for it!! haha!
thats it for tired laa blogging....

Computers vs Cars?!? Technologies...

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.”

In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: “If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash every day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation” warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off.”


How to learn how to speak Germans fast??

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English

spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl


Humor #9

The Whole Internet Truth
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Online Dating with Facebook and MySpace
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Sharing The Love with FlickR
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Please Buy My Computer
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Humor #8

ech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
(At this point I had to put the caller on hold to tell the rest of the tech support staff what had happened. I couldn't, however, stop from giggling when I got back to the call.)
Tech Support: "Ok, did you type 'click' with the keyboard?"
Customer: "I have done something dumb, right?"


One woman called a toll-free line to ask how to install the batteries in her laptop. When told that the directions were on the first page of the manual the woman replied angrily, "I just paid $2,000 for this stupid thing, and I'm not going to read the book."


Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."

Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"


Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer "No..."


Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"

Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"


At our company we have asset numbers on the front of everything. They give the location, name, and everything else just by scanning the
computer's asset barcode or using the number beneath the bars.
Customer: "Hello. I can't get on the network."
Tech Support: "Ok. Just read me your asset number so we can open an outage."
Customer: "What is that?"
Tech Support: "That little barcode on the front of your computer."
Customer: "Ok. Big bar, little bar, big bar, big bar . . ."

Best geek's jokes ever...

Humor #7

There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store.......... so what did she do?








What are you thinking?








HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!!

18sx jokes..

New Astro B.Yond?

hehe....thinking of writing something rite here it is....did you guys heard of the new ASTRO B.Yond, that provided digital content!!
Finally Malaysia has its own digital content provider for its digital tv.Did u know that our regutar CRT tvs are viewing analog content.The new LCD tvs are providing both digital and analog content so in order to obtain digital content which is HDMI (High Definiton Multimedia Input) we must equipped our new LCD tvs which is quite cheap in the market right now with ASRTO b.Yond.

I still dont know the real effects are but I guess it must be better than analog's content even though currently ASTRO only provided several channels than can be viewed in HDMI by subscribing to astro byond services.Astro SuperSport HD, ESPN HD, HBO HD, National Geographic Channel HD and HISTORY HD are the only channels available with astro byond.

More info here..

Are u single?

A woman walks into the store and purchases the following:
1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women’s deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?

New 2010 Intel® Core™ i5 Processor

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Automatically adapts to whatever you are doing on your PC, dialing up speed to respond quickly to your needs. That's smart performance with a speed boost. Available in select models of the new 2010 Intel® Core™ i5 processor-based systems.

Intel® Hyper-Threading Technology[2]
Features four-way multitask processing that allows each core of your processor to work on two tasks at the same time, delivering the performance you need for smart multitasking. You and your PC won't be slowed down regardless of how many applications you have open at once.

Intel® HD Graphics[3]
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More about HSBB...

Digital Home at Menara TM enabled by HSBB (High-Speed Broadband) using Fibre Optics

TM Digital Home

If you pay your telephone or Streamyx bill at TM Point in Menara TM (Telekom Malaysia), maybe you can see there is a special show room at the entrance there. That showroom is called the TM Digital Home where it shows a real demo on how everything will looks like in a house where all the appliances and systems such as CCTV, lighting, TV, computers, telephones, wireless devices etc are controlled and integrated via a digital system. Sound cool huh?

For your info, this TM Digital Home is enabled by the HSBB (High-Speed Broadband) technology. So, what is HSBB actually? To be specific, it is a broadband service that has the speed from 10Mbps to 100Mbps. A lot, lot faster than my Streamyx which is currently run at 512Kbps. This means, a very much faster download of Blu-ray, HD and DVD quality movies, a blink download of MP3 songs, experience the high-definition IPTV and play online games without lagging thus avoid getting shot in the head first. HSBB will be much better because it is using fibre technology and not copper. As most of us know, fibre optics can transmit data with much better quality and at higher speeds. Since the cable thief prefers copper cable (”tembaga mahal woooo…“), I’m not sure whether they will also be interested in the fibre optics cable.
For more information, you can visit its official website here. Inside the website, you can also see the Digital Home Network Architecture and also the Digital Home Layout Plan. If you plan to visit it, don’t forget to register at the website.

HSBB is coming soon to MALAYSIA NATIONWIDE!!!

There’s so much buzz around HSBB (High-Speed Broadband) in Malaysia lately that I can’t help but write a blog post here.

Word has it that HSBB residential customers would be offered download speeds between 10Mbps and 100Mbps. These speeds are unheard of for residential “broadband” users in Malaysia and should get a lot of people excited — me included.

For years, Malaysian broadband users have been lamenting over the poor speeds. Being one of the early Streamyx adopters, I had my fair share of complaints.

The fact is the law of physics also plays a role here. The copper lines can only do so much. As they say, wired-broadband in Malaysia will never progress much until something is done to the last mile.

And indeed, certain prime areas will finally see something done to that tune. These areas will have fiber connection to their premises or homes.

Triple-Play to the Forefront

Data services is only part of the HSBB equation.

TM, the sole HSBB provider is aiming to offer triple-play services (voice telephony, data, IPTV), made possible by the FTTx (Fiber-to-the-X) technology. Triple-play is something new to the general Malaysian consumers.

Quite possibly in the future, we could have a new Astro alternative when TM’s IPTV offering comes into reality. With IPTV, residential users can look forward to Full HD programming.

For a peek of what the home of the future (enabled by HSBB) is, check out TM’s Digital Home.

International Bandwidth Capacity

All the speed advantages promised by HSBB will come to zilch if our international Internet lines are still choked up.

Let’s face it, a bulk of the traffic is international traffic. As the international bandwidth capacity is being gradually increased, we could see stricter fair-usage mechanisms to be put in place.

HSBB Roll-Out

HSBB is due to be launched at the end of Q1 2010. Residents from Bangsar, Taman Tun Dr Ismail, Subang Jaya and Shah Alam will be amongst the first to experience HSBB.

In the past weeks, the TM guys were seen stringing fiber cables along the existing telephone poles in Bangsar.

The picture below is the pole just behind my house. Notice the aerial fiber distribution box that is marked with a TM logo and FTTH (Fiber-to-the-Home). Click to see larger picture.


FTTH Splitter

With the residential infrastructure already in place in the key areas, HSBB looks set to see the light of day!

Now, the big question: How much would subscribing to HSBB cost?

And how reliable this service is going to be...even streamyx tmnet cannot handle well..i wonder how well HSBB is going to be........


Humor #6

MAN: "Hello?"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only 500. Is it okay if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "Oh, thanks so very much. I also stopped by the Mercedes garage
this morning and saw the new models. There was one I really, really

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "80.000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the optional extras."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking 1,500,000."

MAN: "Well then, go ahead and make them an offer, no more than

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
absolute astonishment. Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone know whose mobile
this is?"

this one is damn hilarious!!

The Geniusss of ALL!!!

The Highest IQs On Record

People Still Alive

From the Past

In 1926, psychologist Dr. Catherine Morris Cox – who had been assisted by Dr. Lewis M. Terman, Dr. Florence L. Goodenaugh, and Dr. Kate Gordon – published a study “of the most eminent men and women” who had lived between 1450 and 1850 to estimate what their IQs might have been. Data from that study as well as other sources around the net were compiled to form the following list. Please drop me a comment if you have additions or corrections (make sure and cite sources).

Human IQ??

Oh, don't get fooled by that trickster, the IQ score. IQ measures are very useful in certain contexts, and essentially meaningless outside of those contexts. No person is a genius based on this number alone. That is a somewhat elitist and very misleading way to categorize people. Genius is what people actually do, not what some measurement might suggest.

If your desire is to be a theoretical physicist and every standardized IQ measure assigns to you an IQ of 90 to 100, it is likely that your desire will be thwarted, or will be too demanding for you to sustain for long. If you want to be a flight attendant (and this is clearly not a negative statement about this line of work) and your IQ is 145 or 150, it is likely that your desired work will not satisfy you mentally for a long time.

There would be some justification in saying that if a person's IQ is 145 or higher (145 is NOT a standard cut-off for "genius") but has not made any kind of contribution to a field, I would not refer to that person as a genius. On the other hand, the famous physicist Richard Feynman had an IQ [I do not have a source to verify] of 134 or 136. The IQ measure doesn't put anyone under any kind of requirement, and there is no judgement here. It's just that, as mentioned above, genius is what people actually do, not what some measurement might suggest.

So...get your iq test score...and see whether u are genius,smart,dumb or dumbass!!

haha!! damn funny...

Humor #5

Humor #4

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip - Shopping, casinos, massages, facials.

Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.

Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the Bar drinking a glass of wine.

"Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night............ Yesterday evening I
was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?" I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit.

He took my hand and lead me to our bedroo m. The room was scented with

Perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over............On
the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want.."

Humor #3

Wife goes to supermarket, sees man's briefs on sale.

She buys a dozen of the same colour.

Goes home and gives hubby.

Hubby protests, " Why buy me same colour?

People will think I do not change underwear!!

Wife asks, "Which people?"

the husband is caught cheating...who else would saw his underwear??

Humor #2

Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, and
by accident one was shot by the other. His worried companion got
him out of the deep woods, into the car, and off to the nearest

"Well, Doc," he inquired anxiously, "is he going to make it?"

"It's tough," said the doctor. "He'd have a better chance if you
hadn't gutted him first."

Humor #1

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants and Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.


Definiton of NONSENSE

1. Words or signs having no intelligible meaning: a message that was nonsense until decoded.
2. Subject matter, behavior, or language that is foolish or absurd.
3. Extravagant foolishness or frivolity: a clown's exuberant nonsense.
4. Matter of little or no importance or usefulness: a chatty letter full of gossip and nonsense.
5. Insolent talk or behavior; impudence: wouldn't take any nonsense from the children.


Cruel world isn't it??

the world that we are living in is such a cruel and mean place isn't it......with all those challenges and detours that we had to face doesnt matter who we are...the matter is we are who? it looks almost the same but its not actually....

to be able to survive nowadays we must be strong fisiologically and physcologically.....we must had read the new everyday and we can see that everyday alot of undesired things always happening around we must be grateful for all we had...even though sometimes we think that we want more...but some people out there are dying and fighting their lives everyday just in order to survive? and we just sit at home, watch tv and always have the desire of ungratefulness in our lives...i mean cmon...just thankful.....

this post is wasnt quite nonsense after all..

About me..

Ummm..My first post to the blog will be bout i really need to post it here...hehe!!
so lazy laa to post rite now..
ohh well..
lets see..
where to begin...where to begin...

ok....rite now im already 18...just finished skooling last year at HELL = ASiS = Alam Shah Science School......2 years of hostel life is enough for me...i wonder how those guys who spend their 5 precious years at hostel can even survive? or they even humans? haha!! well then they must be zombie or something and that includes my bro...haha! no offense but he is kinda weird even though he is a genius!! ;pp

so back to me again...during 2008...i was form called juniors...even though the seniors are just a few months older than us?! we still had to respect them.....and believe me some of them are quite scary u know....during my junior years....had lots of bad memories...and i really eager to be seniors...but once i became a senior in 2009...i wished to be a juniors again!! being senior = form 5 = SPM!! and i really dont think i was quite ready yet to face it!! hehe!! a cruel world isnt it.....nothing is perfect in the be able to survive..we learn to learn to survive!! get it?
another non-sense post by me...

Welcome guys..

Welcome to my new blog guys,don't know why i made up another blog so thats why i just name it as nonsense everyday...hehe!!
Enjoy reading all my non-sense stuffs as everyday alot of nonsense things is happening around us without us being noticed bout it....Some timer we also dont know why we do silly thing or unmatured things in our daily lives...It is because we wanted to make jokes so that our friends can laugh? but are they laughing bout us or ourselves? No one knows right? So be to be safe in the future..start GROWING UP already try to be matured and being matured is not always about smoking...Some idiots thought that by smoking we can look cool and matured indeed we just killing ourselves...smokers are not cool...they are cool once they're dead...

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